Happy Jesus Death Day

[Carl Sagan 2577]

Today we celebrate the death of the most important person in human history, my homeboy Jesus Christ!

[fontaine 1744]

Wow

[Ironic 2278]

6 minutes ago, fontaine said:

Wow

 

[Dakka 854]

Jesus was an alien, racist.

 

ayy lmao

[BLiNDBoi 930]

Oh right right, zombie jesus day is this sunday... hold on lemme get my weapons out.

[MistaChang 2023]

45 minutes ago, BLiNDBoi said:

Oh right right, zombie jesus day is this sunday... hold on lemme get my weapons out.

Preach it, I've told lots of people technically the first story of there being a zombie was from the Bible rather than around 1900...

[centran 4457]

Oh right right, zombie jesus day is this sunday... hold on lemme get my weapons out.

Nah man. He is like a reverse zombie or something. He heals people. So I guess if you are sick and he bites you then your ailment goes away???

Idk, something like that

[BLiNDBoi 930]

50 minutes ago, Libreals420MistaChang said:

Preach it, I've told lots of people technically the first story of there being a zombie was from the Bible rather than around 1900...

I got a kick out of when I first heard about it. I'm not religious whatsoever.

 

8 minutes ago, centran said:

Nah man. He is like a reverse zombie or something. He heals people. So I guess if you are sick and he bites you then your ailment goes away???

Idk, something like that

I doubt the fucker will cure cancer though, we should test this out though. But I have no interest in becoming a "jesus zombication"

[Darren 272]

Time to whip out the chocolate-egg-laying rabbits.

[zhopia 71]

1 hour ago, centran said:

Nah man. He is like a reverse zombie or something. He heals people. So I guess if you are sick and he bites you then your ailment goes away???

Idk, something like that

He's definitely a zombie. I mean, what kind of non-zombie dies then comes back to life 3 days later?

[MistaChang 2023]

53 minutes ago, zhopia said:

 what kind of non-zombie dies then comes back to life 3 days later?

Jesus...

[n3ro 95]

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